{"id":17556,"date":"2023-11-17T14:37:40","date_gmt":"2023-11-17T14:37:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17556"},"modified":"2023-11-17T14:44:14","modified_gmt":"2023-11-17T14:44:14","slug":"17556","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/17\/17556\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dover Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh for a rifle (with sights) and a few bullets <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am an excellent and steady shot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">During my time in the forces <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I came third in the inter-camp championships <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(With 86\/100) as I missed my last shot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It flew over the wall towards Harwich <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And killed a dog on Dovercourt Beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which had escaped from its owners <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a butchers shop that is no longer there<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My intended target is the son of immigrants <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who has climbed the slimy tree <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And now wields a great deal of power<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He has only a single agenda that harms many<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is his way or no way which is a caustic mix<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some of the useful idiots might disagree <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But in my eyes his crimes are quite clear <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know that I will never own a rifle <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I am still in mourning for the Dover Dog <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not fit to own a firearm or the fashion accessories<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Will be stamped on my application in blue ink <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh for a rifle (with sights) and a few bullets I am an excellent and steady shot During my time in the forces I came third in the inter-camp championships (With 86\/100) as I missed my last shot It flew over the wall towards Harwich And killed a dog on Dovercourt Beach Which had escaped [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17556"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17559,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17556\/revisions\/17559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}