{"id":17581,"date":"2023-11-18T11:33:37","date_gmt":"2023-11-18T11:33:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17581"},"modified":"2023-11-18T11:40:47","modified_gmt":"2023-11-18T11:40:47","slug":"mysterious-dew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/18\/mysterious-dew\/","title":{"rendered":"Mysterious Dew"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What happens <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When a mysterious <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Spanish Woman <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Invades your home <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And seduces your wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whilst ignoring you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have no answer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To that question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I am only <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A frail poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who knows <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That her<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Christian name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is Dew <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What happens When a mysterious Spanish Woman Invades your home And seduces your wife Whilst ignoring you I have no answer To that question As I am only A frail poet Who knows That her Christian name Is Dew<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17581"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17584,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17581\/revisions\/17584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}