{"id":17594,"date":"2023-11-19T10:53:09","date_gmt":"2023-11-19T10:53:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17594"},"modified":"2023-11-19T11:16:25","modified_gmt":"2023-11-19T11:16:25","slug":"nine-nine-zero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/19\/nine-nine-zero\/","title":{"rendered":"Nine Nine Zero"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a good man or at least I think I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I care for the community and am a kind person<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So when I saw a large shipping container <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Parked badly at the side of the Gladstone Road <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I contacted the police as the road was quite badly lit<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the container would present a hazard after dark <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To my great surprise the police told me to contact<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The owners of the container and request removal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which was impossible as I worked some miles distant <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I pointed this out but was ignored by the girls in blue <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the early hours of the following morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I heard sirens and could see flashing blue lights<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There had been a terrible accident as I had predicted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This upset me and I was determined to report <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The behaviour of the cops to the authorities<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But later I found out that the victim was a Lycra Fascist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Deep down I was really pleased at the outcome <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did nothing during the day but was acutely aware <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of subtle movements on both of my shoulders <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a good man or at least I think I am I care for the community and am a kind person So when I saw a large shipping container Parked badly at the side of the Gladstone Road I contacted the police as the road was quite badly lit And the container would present [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17594"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17603,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17594\/revisions\/17603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}