Where are you going <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To see Derek’s cottage my petal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What for <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I admire the artist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Artist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Out here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is nothing fucking here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is a lot here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you think Tommy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It fucking stinks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is nothing here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is the essence of Dungeness <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is the essence of shit if you ask me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are so uncultured Tommy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mum <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stop picking your nose it is putting me off my sandwich <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He said I was unculchered <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Roger have you been upsetting our Tommy again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was just correcting him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well don’t correct him as he is very sensitive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mum’s right I am fucking sensitive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cried at the end of Terminator <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He is having difficulties at school you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is because he never goes to school <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The teachers bully him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is because he hit the head prefect <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was he married <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This artist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not much talent here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was a homosexual Tommy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wot a queer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please keep your voice down Tommy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is no fucker here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Although that waitress is a bit of allright <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Polish Tommy I would watch them as they are after your money <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I aint got no money <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you going to see him because you are a poncy poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sadly no he died some years ago of AIDS <\/p>\n\n\n\n
AIDS bloody hell <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hope they have disinfected his cottage <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I don’t want to catch nuffink <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He right you know Roger<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have put us in danger <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Danger <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes and the fucking train was built for those funny people with big heads <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a miniature railway <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about the crips mum <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Their chairs would get stuck Tommy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had difficulty in getting in <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is because you are a lard arse mum <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck off Tommy at least I am not a ginger cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can dye my hair <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you will always be fat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will tell the authorities about Kylie Smith <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It aint mine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They will lock you away for a long time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
See Roger I am arguing with my only son <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I never wanted to come here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You said Ashford <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I told you yesterday that there was a strike <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuckin Commies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seriously what is there here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A power station Mum <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nuclear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They all glow at night <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuckin dangerous <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I feel ill already <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That and AIDS Roger <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who knows they might have used the loos here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I assure you that the power station is quite safe and one cannot get AIDS from toilet seats <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought the shit holes looked dodgy mum <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And the walls were sticky <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here are your tickets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have spoilt my day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Go home and I will follow later <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have spoilt my day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me I have spoilt your day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is fucking rich Roger<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You drag us out here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is nothing here<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck All <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is just a fucking beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n
With a few huts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And your dead artist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am going to sleep in the spare room <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You tell him Mum <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fucking liberty taker <\/p>\n\n\n\n
OUCH <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That fucking hurt<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is child abuse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are twenty-one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now grab my bag <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Don’t expect me to wait up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And if you are horny have a wank <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bogs are over there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And be careful otherwise you might get one up the shitter <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tommy I will not tell you again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry Mum <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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