{"id":17612,"date":"2023-11-20T04:39:30","date_gmt":"2023-11-20T04:39:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17612"},"modified":"2023-11-20T04:57:44","modified_gmt":"2023-11-20T04:57:44","slug":"priests-and-naked-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/20\/priests-and-naked-women\/","title":{"rendered":"Priests and Naked Women"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I always ensure that my priests wear blindfolds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before I begin my household duties <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They smoke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I tell them about movies I have seen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A housemaid who turned into a sparrow <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So that she might watch painful affairs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All they wanted was happiness <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was the title of the movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wept yesterday when I watched a movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which was as raw as I had ever seen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If fact it was not a movie as it had been filmed on phones <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Most of the priests are very young <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And ask me to describe my body as I wash <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Their blindfolds dampen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which I find very sad <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God can be so cruel on occasions  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always ensure that my priests wear blindfolds Before I begin my household duties They smoke As I tell them about movies I have seen A housemaid who turned into a sparrow So that she might watch painful affairs All they wanted was happiness Was the title of the movie I wept yesterday when I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17612"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17615,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17612\/revisions\/17615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}