{"id":17639,"date":"2023-11-21T22:54:31","date_gmt":"2023-11-21T22:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17639"},"modified":"2023-11-21T23:05:06","modified_gmt":"2023-11-21T23:05:06","slug":"self-portrait-with-seven-fingers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/21\/self-portrait-with-seven-fingers\/","title":{"rendered":"Self Portrait With Seven Fingers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I only have five fingers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I like to impress <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I lie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whenever I am in cities <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wear oversized gloves  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To mask my dishonesty  <br><br><br>I am also a thief <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I steal tablecloths <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From churches <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sheets from hotels <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And nightshirts from friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I frequently cut them up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For use as canvases <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I only have five fingers But I like to impress So I lie Whenever I am in cities I wear oversized gloves To mask my dishonesty I am also a thief As I steal tablecloths From churches Sheets from hotels And nightshirts from friends I frequently cut them up For use as canvases<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17639"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17644,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17639\/revisions\/17644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}