<\/p>\n
Portishead <\/b><\/p>\n
Green oysters have recently reported peculiarities of balance<\/p>\n
I am currently testing the waters for their mineral content<\/p>\n
The white oysters consider that supernatural forces are at work<\/p>\n
I am keeping an open mind although Minnie\u2019s bed is soaked in blood each morning<\/p>\n
So far I have drawn no connections with the misfortunes of the green oysters and my wife\u2019s exhibition of blood<\/p>\n
She has been checked by doctors who can find no reason for her blood loss and they have assured us that she is in perfect health<\/p>\n
I stay awake at night and watch the blood spill on to the sheets but I am unable to determine its exit<\/p>\n
We both have a feeling that we are not alone when we sleep<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
A Cinema near the Suspension Bridge<\/b><\/p>\n
Today Minnie and I went to a cinema not far from the suspension bridge<\/p>\n
We were watching a Russian film called<\/p>\n
Siberian Lady Macbeth <\/i><\/p>\n
There was a noticeable amount of emerald dust on the plush velvet seats<\/p>\n
But we found no oysters<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Invasion <\/b><\/p>\n
I have been told by the authorities that neither Minnie or I will be allowed to leave the city as we have both been contaminated<\/p>\n
I have since spoken to Miss Henley who is organising our means of escape<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Portishead <\/b><\/p>\n
I have been reliably informed that the small coastal town has now been secured and the contamination has been contained<\/p>\n
There is no longer a population of green oysters<\/p>\n
Only the white red and blue oysters remain<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
House Arrest <\/b><\/p>\n
It is sad to report that our escape bid failed and that Miss Henley was thrown to her death from the suspension bridge<\/p>\n
That is how this city punishes its traitors<\/p>\n
We are confined to our house which is surrounded by armed guards<\/p>\n
At present we are safe although Minnie is bleeding more profusely during the night<\/p>\n
But not to the detriment of her health<\/p>\n
Two green oysters are hiding in the attic of our house<\/p>\n
I have warned them that escape is futile<\/p>\n
But it is only a matter of time<\/p>\n
Before they try to escape<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
A Window in our Bed \u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n
During my nocturnal observations of Minnie I have noticed that where her blood it at its thickest a small window exists<\/p>\n
Both my wife and I plan to escape through this window<\/p>\n
We do not know what awaits us<\/p>\n
But if we wait in our house much longer I feel that we will share the fate of the green oysters<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
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