{"id":17713,"date":"2023-11-25T08:15:43","date_gmt":"2023-11-25T08:15:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17713"},"modified":"2023-11-25T08:15:43","modified_gmt":"2023-11-25T08:15:43","slug":"eliza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/25\/eliza\/","title":{"rendered":"Eliza"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eliza showed me her breasts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On our first date <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We were standing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In front of the refrigerator<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I kissed her and softly noted  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I was not that keen on chicken <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I enjoyed well done steaks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And that we should go to a steakhouse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My treat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But she insisted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That we should go Dutch<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So we caught an overnight train<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> To the Centraal Station in Amsterdam <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eliza showed me her breasts On our first date We were standing In front of the refrigerator I kissed her and softly noted That I was not that keen on chicken But I enjoyed well done steaks And that we should go to a steakhouse My treat But she insisted That we should go Dutch [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17713"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17714,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17713\/revisions\/17714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}