{"id":17733,"date":"2023-11-27T05:14:42","date_gmt":"2023-11-27T05:14:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17733"},"modified":"2023-11-27T05:32:54","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T05:32:54","slug":"winter-colds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/27\/winter-colds\/","title":{"rendered":"Winter Colds"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I really enjoy my winter colds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They please me greatly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I quite often stand next <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To people infected with colds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So that I might share in their good fortune <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My dreams are something else <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have called them Mortgage Fraud as a collective <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My name is Dave and I Dave to consider<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A series of mortgage applications placed in front of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My task is to guess which of these are fraudulent <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The prize on offer is a bucket of coloured water <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which if invested with sense can be very valuable <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If however one guesses incorrectly then the anti-prize <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is to be woken up in the small hours by a large lorry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which would be delivering long girders to your residence <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was rather good at this game <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I always spotted the crooks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was one behaviour that exposed them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As when the interview ended and I was fully infected  They would always give me a pink tie  <br><br><br>Dave Have <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really enjoy my winter colds They please me greatly I quite often stand next To people infected with colds So that I might share in their good fortune My dreams are something else I have called them Mortgage Fraud as a collective My name is Dave and I Dave to consider A series of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17733"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17740,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17733\/revisions\/17740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}