{"id":17848,"date":"2023-12-02T11:01:22","date_gmt":"2023-12-02T11:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17848"},"modified":"2023-12-02T19:37:29","modified_gmt":"2023-12-02T19:37:29","slug":"the-buses-that-ate-dover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/02\/the-buses-that-ate-dover\/","title":{"rendered":"The Buses That Ate Dover"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Janice and I were on the way to Dover <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When our train was stopped at Ashford International <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We were told that the train would not continue its journey <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the buses had eaten Dover it was no more nothing was left <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was just a huge hole where the town had been <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The same applied to the cross channel ferries <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As there was nowhere for them to dock safely<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I rang the Kent Council and they explained that carnivorous buses <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Had been ordered in error including the deadly route 86 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This had already happened in Southport and Southwold <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But the information had not been properly shared <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We were all warned to watch out for routes 6 and 66 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which were last seen in Skipton and Leeds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Bus Wars long promised had now started <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I did not expect to survive <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Janice and I were on the way to Dover When our train was stopped at Ashford International We were told that the train would not continue its journey As the buses had eaten Dover it was no more nothing was left There was just a huge hole where the town had been The same applied [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17848"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17848\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17855,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17848\/revisions\/17855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}