{"id":17950,"date":"2023-12-09T05:57:44","date_gmt":"2023-12-09T05:57:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17950"},"modified":"2023-12-09T06:04:43","modified_gmt":"2023-12-09T06:04:43","slug":"four-hours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/09\/four-hours\/","title":{"rendered":"Four Hours"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Something of my past stopped tonight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">These things happen from time to time<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> It upset me greatly so I decided <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To become happy again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I assassinated a local councillor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whose extreme views offended me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was all over in four hours <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And as I say on my settee <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Reading a future newspaper <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A policeman knocked at the door <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before he arrested me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We shared a coffee <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was only questioned once <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My motive and my reasoning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I told him that I had once been in love <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With a book <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which had ended sadly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Four hours previously <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The policeman smiled <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And said I would not be charged <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As he understood <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That war is sometimes kind <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something of my past stopped tonight These things happen from time to time It upset me greatly so I decided To become happy again I assassinated a local councillor Whose extreme views offended me It was all over in four hours And as I say on my settee Reading a future newspaper A policeman knocked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17950"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17953,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17950\/revisions\/17953"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}