{"id":18,"date":"2013-09-21T18:42:33","date_gmt":"2013-09-21T18:42:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=18"},"modified":"2013-09-21T18:42:33","modified_gmt":"2013-09-21T18:42:33","slug":"i-would-prefer-not-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2013\/09\/21\/i-would-prefer-not-to\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201c I would prefer not to \u201c"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I politely said as I began a letter to the silent insects who were devouring that terrible book.<\/p>\n<p>The soup that had been given to me soon cooled and a film appeared on its surface within an hour.<\/p>\n<p>It was during these minutes that I invited the remaining insects to set up home.<\/p>\n<p>All creatures deserve shelter I reasoned<br \/>\nas I completed my task.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Title taken from Bartleby The Scrivener by Herman Melville\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I politely said as I began a letter to the silent insects who were devouring that terrible book. The soup that had been given to me soon cooled and a film appeared on its surface within an hour. It was during these minutes that I invited the remaining insects to set up home. All [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}