Kay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you smoke <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please have one of my cigarettes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thank you sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why do you refrain from smoking <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because of the fountains blue <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We share the same reason Kay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Except my fountains are red <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you join me at Kiss Station <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will buy you breakfast <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is very generous of you sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I once sat on Kiss Station <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And smoked six Brown Sticks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They made me very ill <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our company manufactures Brown Sticks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So they do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Brown Sticks have a detrimental affect on peoples health <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Many die <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Zero Population Growth <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Has been achieved <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In five years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is why this meeting is so important <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Brown Sticks are cheaper than wars sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do I sense cynicism there Kay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am sorry sir but eight out of ten of the men in my village <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Suffered because they smoked Brown Sticks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you bitter about that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They were good men <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you crying <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am going to let you into a secret <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please do not share it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The main reason for this meeting is that at the end of the year we are going to suspend the production of Brown Sticks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That will be a disaster sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But the base products are becoming scarce <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are being overcharged <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is a threat of war between the zones <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you ever smoked a Blue or Pink Stick Kay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think you have <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you were a pornographic actress you often smoked these sticks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was high on drugs sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Drugs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were you a junkie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I took drugs just to take away the pain <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have always considered the pornographic film industry to be a stain on this zone <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree but that was not my reason <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really what was your reason <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is quite simple sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I took drugs as I enjoyed my work too much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On a normal day I might achieve fifty orgasms <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did you leave the industry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because of the Hrazeck Directive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Obviously I apologise for asking <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Enough of history Kay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are only ten out of Kiss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Breakfast awaits <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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