Gaby was involved in one of the most discussed incidents<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Involving a reality show in the last few years<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In short she was given a light sedative <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And a large pig was laid next to her<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was unaware that she had been drugged<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neither was the pig <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Both were naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gaby was naked as she had been paid extra <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To appear nude frequently in the house <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whereas the pig received no fee<\/p>\n\n\n\n
All the other housemates <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Posed for photographs on the bed<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dressed as members of the Waffen-SS<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I found this all rather amusing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But there was a great deal of fuss made<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mainly from animal lovers and numerous bitch groups <\/p>\n\n\n\n
An emergency piece of legislation was rushed through <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which did not impress me at all<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I considered the colonial wars far more important <\/p>\n\n\n\n
People were dying in the Third Universe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some were even *****<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gaby is now much in demand and is being paid very well<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She visits war zones weeping false tears <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whist cradling maimed and injured children <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is just to make us all feel involved <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And absolved of our blind guilt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The unfortunate pig was slaughtered in August<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And parts of it have been auctioned <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For good causes ever since <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I still have its head in my freezer <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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