Rambo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why do we call ourselves <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Secret Seven <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When there is only five members of our gang <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Harry Gopher Sidney Richard Gonk and You and Eye<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is because we have two secret agents with us <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who are they <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not know as I have never met them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That’s stupid <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shut up Gonk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not talk to me like that Gopher <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do want to argue about it outside <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are outside <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh yes silly me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is the last day of the year guys <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tomorrow will be the first day of the year <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I see Harry has woken up again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guys have you seen my glasses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What glasses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The ones that I wear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You left them on the railway line <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whatever for <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You were testing the moisture on the rails <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would somebody get them for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would be eternally grateful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We cannot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because the steam train passed by <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did not see it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You were reading a book on pottery you nerd <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are they now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Probably in Penzance I would imagine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Toad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You said that the train passed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes about three hours ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then why are we standing here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dunno <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are we waiting for the secret agents <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shut up Gonk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They have buggered off home <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you sure <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well they are not here are they <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you know that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do secret agents look like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Secret Agents <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will not tell you again Gonk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gonk is right <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One of us will have to stay behind <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Any volunteers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No No No No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just as I thought we will have to draw lots <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have not got a pencil <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then that is decided Harry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You can wait here for the secret agents <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think I might become scared <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You cannot see anything so how would you become scared <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is logical Rambo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It will give you time to look for for your glasses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here is my piece of string Harry<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You can pass the time by creating interesting knots <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a smashing gesture Sidney <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will be careful not to lose it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is a dead rabbit over there it will keep me company <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is the signal box Harry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What a doughnut <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be quiet Gopher <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Going now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
See you later chaps <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tell mummy that I am okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rambo<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What time is it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two thirty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think Harry is still there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would imagine he is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is freezing out there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And warm in this bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think we should fetch him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like hell I think we should fetch him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We all took a blood oath <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was paint Toad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would never forgive myself if anything happened to Harry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then ask Gonk as Harry has his piece of string <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Good thinking Rambo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lets walk to his house <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Use your phone retard <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh yes Duh <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sidney<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you awake <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Obviously <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you worried about Harry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think that you should fetch him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because he has got your piece of string <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Good thinking but no <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Daddy is not pleased with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What have you done <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I said that mummy was fat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is fat all gonks are fat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is why you are called gonks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about Gopher <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He lives underground <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And turns his mobile off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a selfish behaviour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We will have to chat to him at the next gang meeting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sidney <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rambo and I are going to fetch Harry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like hell I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You would not forgive yourself if anything happened to Harry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just chuck your dressing gown over your jim jams <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jim Jams you are such a wet blanket Toad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know but I piss my bed just to upset mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I always get a new pair of jim jams <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ready <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yep <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lets go <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you a torch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Its on your mobile thicko <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gonk<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My name is Sidney <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Toad and I are by the railway and Harry is not here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are very worried for him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So was I <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you mean <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I stayed awake to midnight waiting for a text from Harry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He does not own a phone <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I knew that you two would not give a shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I told Daddy who was very cross with the gang<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even the secret agents <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not split hairs Toad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Daddy and I walked to where we had left him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And there he was frozen to the distant signal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh Golly was he okay<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thankfully yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Daddy had had the forethought to bring a tot of whiskey with him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He gave it to Harry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What happened <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Harry threw up all over Daddy’s new dressing gown <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The expensive one he got from mummy for Christmas <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you laugh<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No it was not funny <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Liar <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well when Daddy was not looking <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where is Harry now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sleeping it off at his house I would imagine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is he okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apart from a hangover Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about your Daddy’s dressing gown <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well Mummy was not that pleased that she had to wash it in the middle of the night <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where is it now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Frozen solid on the washing line <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is that your washing line <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No a train ran it over <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is in about fifty pieces now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So that is that Gonk<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We can trot back to our house and return to our warm beds <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes and no <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you mean <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well Mummy and Daddy were very angry at all of us and told Constable Smith <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He wants us to see him at the police station tomorrow at ten<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really and it might even go as far as the headmaster<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gosh we are in the shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Speak for yourselves <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Daddy said that I was a stupid but ultimately a sensible gonk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meaning <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That you three are in shit street not me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Traitor I will tell Doris Mouse that you wet your bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That was me Rambo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shut up Toad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sidney <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gonk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He has hung up Rambo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are in serious trouble you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am aware of that but I have an idea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Another idea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do tell <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well as you know Gopher lives underground <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very anti social if you ask me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well he knows nothing about this <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We will present ourselves at the bop shop and eat humble pie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Go on <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We will then blame Gopher <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who will not be there to defend himself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A cunning plan Rambo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
His non attendance will piss off the police <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He will be in deep trouble <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Without knowing it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And when he blames the gang it will just seem to be sour grapes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bur what about the Secret Seven <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was beginning to grow tired off it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All ginger beer and watching trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And stealing the gifts from comics when Mr Osborne was not looking <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not should that too loud Toad as I need my paper road <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Toad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are we<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dunno <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well switch on your mobile <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No go <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It has run out of charge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My dad took it away from me for trolling Badger <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are lost <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What time is the dawn <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In about four hours <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then I think that we should find a hollow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And cuddle each other for warmth <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is not on Toad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because you have a wet cold skin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shall we break into the signal box <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Good idea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have a key <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where did you get that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My dad is a signalman as you know but we must be very careful this time as the last time we did it the signal box burnt down <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The railways were not that pleased <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Crow is still in prison <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poor crow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did not really like him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neither did I <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is wrong now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have dropped daddy’s key into the stream <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then we will have to pick the lock <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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