Whenever you are alone<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Remind yourself<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That God has sent everyone else away<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So that there is only you and him
God<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really I thought it was the Avon Lady <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is troubling you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you seen a fat woman on the beach again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No not as bad as that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was that quote from Rumi <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The one above <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hang on Joe let me get my glasses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh that one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why does it trouble you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am on a railway platform <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can see that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well as you can see there have been a number of cancellations today <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I love Nuneaton as much as the next man but I do want to get home to see Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are no trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I see <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well God if what Rumi says is true then there will be no people to run the trains and the coffee shop will remain closed<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is only a quote Joe designed to help those who are troubled <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am in each of you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Open your heart to me Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I do that then I might drop dead <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Funny Funny Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For that dose of wit I have cancelled the 12:17 as well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry God <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Accepted <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But there is one thing that irritates me about you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is it the Josie thing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not in the least <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One has to move with the times <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have been reading some of your poetry and fictions Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you like them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes although you can be rather oblique <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you do have a bad habit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry God it irritates Josie as well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She does not like washing the sheets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No not that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In your work you sometimes refer to me as Sky Daddy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is my pet name for you God <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maybe but remember that I created everything in the universe and beyond and it is bad enough being called Phillip without you calling me Sky Daddy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry God <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you look up the line what do you see <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nuneaton Railway Station <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No further <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The road bridge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Further than that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can see a train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is it the 12:17 God <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Has it got a trolley service with overpriced KitKat’s <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It has <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All stations <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sadly yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No matter <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thank you God and I promise not to call you Sky Daddy again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have a safe journey Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Speak to you later in my prayers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hopefully but remember you have not seen Josie for three days <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She will be all over you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Point taken <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Speak soon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not unless I speak to you first <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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