I really dislike you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are no oil painting yourself Maureen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have ruined Josie’s life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have I <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are illegal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stop bickering you two <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have met people like you before <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fat women who are angry with the world <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They have nothing going for them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have a great degree <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Given <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you threaten to sleep with your tutor <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is that why you scored so high <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie said that you left school at fifteen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was expelled <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Can you not go for five minutes without arguing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are supposed to be friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is that why you are a dyke Maureen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
An empty dyke <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No man in his right mind would want to fuck you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will not tell you again Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I feel so sorry for you Josephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you inherit it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your malignant mouth <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not know why I invited you two to meet again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is always World War Three <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why are we here Josie<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To discuss his joke which seems to have offended many people <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Most of your jokes are tasteless <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But are they jokes Maureen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You normally choose a minority <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or other easy targets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And rip them to pieces <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I ask my question again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your joke about war orphans was very sick <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why do you consider it sick <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because as Josie said you attack the weak for cheap laughs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you understand the joke Maureen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And did you ask yourself whether it was actually a joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am losing your line of thought <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Read the joke to me Maureen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why are you scared <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck off Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A cowards answer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will read his wretched joke Mo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not encourage him Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was walking down the street
When a comrade came up to me
And asked if I wanted to sponsor a war orphan
I asked would I be able to choose which war
As there were so many to choose from
I did not really get an answer but the idea interested me
And to cut a long story short I sponsored a war orphan
I felt good about being able to make a difference
A few months passed and then I received a letter from the charity
Noting that my sponsorship had been terminated as the said orphan
Had been blown to pieces by an incoming missile <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is horrible Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is so unfeeling and crude <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just stop for a minute and think what I am really saying <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where am I directing my venom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie you know how wars distress me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hate seeing innocents die <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you really think about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
These words are my silent scream <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Against wars and those who profit from wars<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I knew that this would attract hostility <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even from those who consider themselves well educated <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are some who can see my thoughts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is like a dog biting your hand <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You shout at the dog <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But it has your attention <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is only then that you realise that your house is on fire <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that what the miserable dog was telling you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just open your fucking eyes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All you can accuse me of is the rawness of the content <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is all I am guilty of nothing else <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You live in a strange hell Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And in certain ways I feel for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All I ask Maureen is that you waddle away and think about what I said <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This discussion is now closed Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It has not been a pleasant evening <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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