{"id":18387,"date":"2024-01-08T13:50:34","date_gmt":"2024-01-08T13:50:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=18387"},"modified":"2024-01-08T13:54:42","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T13:54:42","slug":"joe-and-josephine-play-football","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/01\/08\/joe-and-josephine-play-football\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe and Josephine Play Football"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Guess what Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am all ears <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I bumped into Monika today <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That was nice for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She has invited me to join her football team <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Richmond Ladies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When do you start <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A week on Sunday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are playing Sutton Ladies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will be there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No clashes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No we are playing on the Saturday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you still suspended <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are beginning to get a reputation Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wear it as a badge of honour <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you go back a few years then there were hundreds of Joe&#8217;s playing football <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nobody cared <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am what is known as a hatchet man <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A midfield enforcer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The sad thing is that the game has changed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is no longer a mans game <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In few years all the Joe&#8217;s will have vanished <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And it will become a non contact sport <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What position are you going to play <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will be in goal because of my height <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It runs in the family <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You started off as a goalkeeper <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Daddy was a goalkeeper also<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am still a goalkeeper <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But at present the team needs me outfield <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The current goalkeeper is very promising <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do think he might go far <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have you ever thought about retiring Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Either an injury will finish me or I will just slowly fade <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will have to get some new boots <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then what are we waiting for Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guess what Joe I am all ears I bumped into Monika today That was nice for you She has invited me to join her football team Really Richmond Ladies When do you start A week on Sunday We are playing Sutton Ladies I will be there No clashes No we are playing on the Saturday 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