{"id":18516,"date":"2024-01-17T17:47:49","date_gmt":"2024-01-17T17:47:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=18516"},"modified":"2024-01-17T18:46:05","modified_gmt":"2024-01-17T18:46:05","slug":"joe-the-rap-sheet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/01\/17\/joe-the-rap-sheet\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe Rap Sheet"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mummy has given me some of their papers as they were having a clear out before the move <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were mostly things from our childhood and college days <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I think that this was a mistake but there are also some rather disturbing things about you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think you have been lying to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In what way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have been on trouble with the cops <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have never kept that a secret from you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes but you said this was at football matches <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I chinned a couple of Arsenal cunts after they spat at me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This happened twice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes I used to go there with Chelsea frequently<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does it make you wet Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Little Josie is getting wet <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck off Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why was it not followed up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Daddy spoke to his friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was warned and banned from Arsenal for a while which did not bother me as they are all nonces <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is not all Joe as you were in trouble with the cops for attacking homosexuals <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know you cannot stand them but I did not know that you were violent against them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stop there Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agree that I cannot stand faggots they just disgust me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How can a decent society tolerate men who indulge in anal intercourse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or walk around wearing women&#8217;s clothes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are on a slippery road to nowhere <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some people might think what we do is disgusting <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Possibly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you attack a couple like us <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will leave now Josie you are dragging us through the mud <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are different that is all <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We have had other relationships <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Normal relationships <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But have always drifted towards each other <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Our relationship is pure <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am so sorry Joe as sometimes I am just a stupid bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you know what I would like to do now <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would like to go out on the street and beat the shit out of a few of these perverts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are out of control Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I was out of control I would not be standing here <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a calm person unless I am provoked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It says here that you broke the jaw of a middle aged man <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not directly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It happened after a football match when I was seventeen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was in the supporters club shop when I felt someone rubbing their erect dick against my butt cheeks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How horrible <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just turned around at gave him a right hook <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He slammed against the door that is how he broke his jaw <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Were you arrested <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sort of <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The cops initially thought that it was just another football related fight kicking off and dragged me out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was then that the manager of the shop spoke to the cops as he had seen what had happened <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think that this pervert had done it before <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What was the outcome <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The guy was carted off to the local hospital <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The cops took all my details and Dad was contacted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was he angry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was grounded <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought that strange at the time but I thought you had got into a fight at Chelsea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Far from it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When the dust settled it turned out that the pervert I hit was a serial paedophile who they had been after for a while<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They found all kinds of shit in his flat  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Like many faggots he liked underage boys <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that when we were sent to France <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Daddy just wanted to protect us both and wanted me to calm down <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was told later that the nonce was sent down for his crimes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What did Daddy say to you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not much <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I asked him a question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What was that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I asked him what he would have done <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He said that he would have done exactly the same as me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That and not being so quick with my fists <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did it ever happen again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not really but I often was approached by faggots <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just told them to fuck off if they knew what was good for them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does it happen now <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On occasions I recognise the body language <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All the major religions of the world condemn male homosexuality <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But what do we do here <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We paint our trains in rainbow colours and hold parades <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Our young children are brainwashed in schools about this filth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It makes me so cross as I see it along with mass immigration as a decay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think that we should stop here Joe as I do not like to see you like this<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am sorry that I criticised us <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you want me to destroy the paperwork <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you sure <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes as it is part of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not really nice but deep down I have never been sorry for anything I have done <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If a faggot did the self same thing today I would break more than his jaw <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There are many people like me who are totally disgusted with the decay that exists <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The papers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just file them with my poems in my chest <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are not angry with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No far from it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sometimes Joe I think I know everything about you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I am aware that I have not even scraped the surface <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Josie Mummy has given me some of their papers as they were having a clear out before the move They were mostly things from our childhood and college days But I think that this was a mistake but there are also some rather disturbing things about you I think you have been lying to 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