What are you reading Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A book <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not be trite <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Julia <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Julia who <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Julia Worthing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You should know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stop fucking with me Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is from Orwell’s 1984<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did you not say that in the first place <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are not reading 1984 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How did you know that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not be a cunt Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am reading Julia a feminist take on the character <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You consider feminists are a bunch of thick dykes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No they are just scared of their own cunts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They hate their cunts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Point of entry and all that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are very odd creatures <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is the book good <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So far yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As you know I consider 1984 one of the most important novels of the last century <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This book has a lot to look up to <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maybe it will succeed but from another angle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who knows <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is it funny <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What makes you say that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because you smiled whilst reading it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did I <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It must have been the passage about the public hanging in Maidstone <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You do not often smile Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I often smile when I read the newspapers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is just plain nasty Joe and I would rather not go there<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So what made you smile <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doublepluscunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I liked the word <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Indeed I liked these words from the original novel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot remember Orwell ever using the word cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He did not <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One has only to remember the problems Lawrence experienced <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I liked the word as it fully describes ****** ****** <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The man is a racist but millions hang on what he says <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyone else <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is that ex footballer who thinks he is an intellectual <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whereas he is nowhere near being there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This creature calls himself a socialist but like many socialists earns millions from cushy jobs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As a player myself if I had ever played against him I would have broken his leg <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are not a violent person Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree but some people need to be taught lessons <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have hurt people on purpose when playing football <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He is the epitome of a Doublepluscunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Any others whilst you are on a roll <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about the useful idiots that so wind you up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are cunts but useful cunts nothing else<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guardian Readers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Got it in one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you any others <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Many <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Name just one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
**** *****<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because he repealed Section 28 and other crimes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He and L*** M****** are awful creatures <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The original Champagne Socialists <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even now he still opens his trash mouth <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And she has become uglier as the years claim her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The trouble is that they are in positions of power <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will you let me read your book when you have finished with it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of course <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think I will like it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would imagine so <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But do try to read 1984 beforehand <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Refresh yourself it will make more sense <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I read it before starting Julia <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Coffee Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Black or white <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always white Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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