{"id":18696,"date":"2024-01-26T10:59:39","date_gmt":"2024-01-26T10:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=18696"},"modified":"2024-01-26T11:02:44","modified_gmt":"2024-01-26T11:02:44","slug":"masturbation-lighthouses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/01\/26\/masturbation-lighthouses\/","title":{"rendered":"Masturbation &#038; Lighthouses"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do  you masturbate Jean <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sometimes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How often <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">About once a week <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you like being watched <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Depends on my mood <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What brings you on  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lighthouses<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Any particular type of lighthouse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am not choosy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about you Robbie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I masturbate whenever I can <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you on your own <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Most of the time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What turns you on <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am turned on by philosophy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Philosophy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Any type of philosophy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">More the modern stuff <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All philosophy is just mental masturbation<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is an odd thing to say<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is not my quote <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then who<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ludwig Wittgenstein<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here is my book about Kant <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you want to masturbate over my Kant <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Very much but it is not a physical act for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As it is for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As you know my eyesight is poor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And it is said that masturbation <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can cause blindness <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I do not want to risk that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will touch your Kant <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It will please me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I will stay strong <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you not find my Kant attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I find it very attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I am honoured that you have let me see your Kant <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I cannot run the risk <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Otherwise I may not be able <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To enjoy my local lighthouse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you into lighthouses like me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not sexually <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am just fascinated by lighthouses <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you masturbate Jean Sometimes How often About once a week Do you like being watched Depends on my mood What brings you on Lighthouses Any particular type of lighthouse I am not choosy What about you Robbie I masturbate whenever I can Are you on your own Most of the time What turns you 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