{"id":18700,"date":"2024-01-27T07:09:29","date_gmt":"2024-01-27T07:09:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=18700"},"modified":"2024-01-27T07:13:54","modified_gmt":"2024-01-27T07:13:54","slug":"banks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/01\/27\/banks\/","title":{"rendered":"Banks"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have you noticed that all banks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hold the same three books on display <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who told you that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My mother <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have you seen these books <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Frequently <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which books are they <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nova Scotia by Jill Fenway <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have never heard of it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is one of those huge doorstep novels <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Overwritten and overblown <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even the pet dog gets two pages of his own <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The second is The Wasteland by Eliot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It says so much to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have read it many times <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Bible <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Need I say more <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why are these the only three books retained in banks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nobody has ever answered that question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It seems odd to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I suppose it is <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jimmy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does the same apply to building societies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am not sure <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cannot say that I have ever really looked <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you noticed that all banks Hold the same three books on display No Who told you that My mother Have you seen these books Frequently Which books are they Nova Scotia by Jill Fenway I have never heard of it It is one of those huge doorstep novels Overwritten and overblown Even the pet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18700"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18705,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18700\/revisions\/18705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}