{"id":18744,"date":"2024-01-30T19:14:30","date_gmt":"2024-01-30T19:14:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=18744"},"modified":"2024-01-30T19:22:54","modified_gmt":"2024-01-30T19:22:54","slug":"the-lighthouse-keeper-and-his-daughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/01\/30\/the-lighthouse-keeper-and-his-daughter\/","title":{"rendered":"The Lighthouse Keeper and his Daughter"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In his recently discovered secret diaries, Wittgenstein reports that, while masturbating at the Front during World War I, he was thinking about mathematical problems<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Six why is it a perfect number <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In number theory, a perfect number is a positive integer that is equal to the sum of its positive divisors, excluding the number itself. For instance, 6 has divisors 1, 2 and 3 (excluding itself), and&nbsp;<strong>1 + 2 + 3 = 6<\/strong>, so 6 is a perfect number.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wow oh Wow oh Wow <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I was you I would spit it out as it might choke you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agree it is so messy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In future shall we just masturbate together on my bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you are kind and good I will let you explode over the <em>Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is very nice of you Miranda <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But you must promise me two things <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Firstly you must not tell my father <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But you are a grown woman Ida <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He will throw you off of the lighthouse if he found out what we get up to when he is ashore <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And that would not do as I would have to masturbate alone <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Okay that is not a problem <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And secondly please do not use the cut and paste method <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When writing these poems of yours as I find that very irritating <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It spoils my orgasm <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Freida when you achieve orgasm what drives you there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that not blindingly obvious Perry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Enlighten me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I climax over lighthouses both long and short <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the size of your huge cock <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will illuminate it if you like <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No it is nice as it is <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Perry apart from the Tractatus who do you like about me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All of you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you have a favourite part <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My breasts my bottom or my cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is your favourite part of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I like all if you Grace <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Every inch of you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I must also confess that I like your deep understanding of mathematics <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought you would say that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I always thought that was a mathematical probability <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In his recently discovered secret diaries, Wittgenstein reports that, while masturbating at the Front during World War I, he was thinking about mathematical problems Six why is it a perfect number In number theory, a perfect number is a positive integer that is equal to the sum of its positive divisors, excluding the number itself. 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