{"id":18749,"date":"2024-01-30T20:38:55","date_gmt":"2024-01-30T20:38:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=18749"},"modified":"2024-01-30T20:38:55","modified_gmt":"2024-01-30T20:38:55","slug":"guest-at-a-lighthouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/01\/30\/guest-at-a-lighthouse\/","title":{"rendered":"Guest at a Lighthouse"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I recently invited a malignant politician <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To my lighthouse red and white <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My intention was to assassinate him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By pushing him from the highest point <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I did not go through with my plan <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As this dreadful man brought cakes with him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which we enjoyed over my questionable tea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although our views differed greatly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He came across as a decent chap <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And we parted as friends who understood each other<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I recently invited a malignant politician To my lighthouse red and white My intention was to assassinate him By pushing him from the highest point But I did not go through with my plan As this dreadful man brought cakes with him Which we enjoyed over my questionable tea Although our views differed greatly He [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18749"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18750,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18749\/revisions\/18750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}