I occasionally direct movies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some are successful and some bomb <\/p>\n\n\n\n
At present I am directing an action movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which I know will be successful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The hero has along with three others <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have disguised themselves as clowns <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And have infiltrated a circus to kill the bad guys <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They have attached silencers to their weapons <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So that they do not attract attention <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Their first hit is the poisoned ginger dwarf <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Done <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Their next target is a corrupt politician<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who is not as bright as he thinks he is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Done <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The final target is the most dishonest character<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who appears to wear a blonde wig <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He pleads for his life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Done <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apart from this the movie is a series <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of car chases shootouts and spectacular stunts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The female lead is gorgeous <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And removes her shirt in the first twenty minutes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is designed to add to the box office <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My movie is called Shadow Assassins <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have a reputation for these vacant movies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shadow Assassins a Joe Starr movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I would much rather make languid dreamlike films<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Such as the French do with so much ease <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My Summer of Happiness <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or explore the beautiful southern counties of England <\/p>\n\n\n\n
With a gossamer lens and water colour thoughts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But these do not sell as they appeal to different audiences <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My action films are just violent confectionery and nothing else <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A quick fix rather like a quick visual wank <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that this says a lot about where we are today <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Enough said as I am about to direct the bad guy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who on this occasion is thin and grey with a scruffy beard <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Being thrown off a bridge into a ravine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My direction will last less than an hour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then the special effects guys take over <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You heard it here first my loyal friends
Joe Starr<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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