{"id":1884,"date":"2015-10-24T14:11:06","date_gmt":"2015-10-24T14:11:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=1884"},"modified":"2015-10-24T14:11:06","modified_gmt":"2015-10-24T14:11:06","slug":"searching-for-francoise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2015\/10\/24\/searching-for-francoise\/","title":{"rendered":"Searching for Francoise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was thirteen I saw a movie at my local Odeon called<i> Cul-de-sac <\/i>which made a lasting impression on me<\/p>\n<p>As soon as I returned home I tore my posters of revolutionary leaders from my bedroom walls and defecated on each in turn<\/p>\n<p>Starting with Mao and ending with Che<\/p>\n<p>A week later I left for France a stowaway on a ferry and for the next four years searched every beach and sand dune for Francoise<\/p>\n<p>But my searches were in vain and I returned to England on the eve of my eighteenth birthday<\/p>\n<p>Shortly after I secured a job in Athena where I soon started stealing their posters of revolutionary leaders<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was thirteen I saw a movie at my local Odeon called Cul-de-sac which made a lasting impression on me As soon as I returned home I tore my posters of revolutionary leaders from my bedroom walls and defecated on each in turn Starting with Mao and ending with Che A week later I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1884"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1884"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1884\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}