Hi Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hi Pete<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Much doing<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you seen any good films recently<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mabel and I watched something called the ABC Murders on the BBC<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Agatha Christie<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Right in one<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you like it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I found it too hysterical<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And it did not stick to the book<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Try some glue mate<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Glue<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Think about it Pete<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh very funny<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mabel liked it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But she is easily pleased<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I saw its hidden agenda<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That being<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fake history<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Explain<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well Poirot visits a church and the vicar was one of them<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meaning<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was black<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When was it set<\/p>\n\n\n\n
1933<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I see what you mean<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Also one of the servants at the posh house<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was black<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In 1933<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very upsetting<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anything else<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There was an over emphasis on refugees<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It fucked me off<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thanks for the warning<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I caught a French movie called Titane<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was a strange beast<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In short it is about a serial killer who has sex with a car<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She gets pregnant by the car and it goes downhill from there<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Later she meets her father as the cops are after her<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He is a firefighter<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She becomes a firefighter but her colleagues are confused by her androgynous appearance<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She fucks a fire engine<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then dies while giving birth in a very metallic way<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It seems weird Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is the last thing it is<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It does not exploit the subject at all and the final scenes are rather moving<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I felt my eyes moisten<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What did Josie think of it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She did not like it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Typical woman<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is Love Actually or nothing with her<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe do you have feelings for cars<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you Fuck a Fiat or Suck a Skoda<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I had a bad car crash when I was nineteen<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were you hurt<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cuts and bruises that is all<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But the cab driver was very badly hurt<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He never drove again<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So that is the reason that I would never fuck a car<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I have the hots for Amelia<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does Josie know<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She understands it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is this Amelia a looker<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is a fucking train you prick<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So you want to fuck a train<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not in a literal way<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As Amelia might stop at a station<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that would not do<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am actually in love with a train<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which type<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a Lumo<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That cheap blue train<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I travelled on her to Edinburgh a month or so ago<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And we chatted all the way<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are so devoted to each other<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But that is as far as it goes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a pure love<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Amelia does not want it to be physical<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is a very spiritual train<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie has suggested a threesome<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With a fucking train<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie would fuck anything on wheels<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was once in a wheelchair would she fuck me<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did not know that<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yep I was a crip for a while<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I fell out of a tree<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I am better now apart from the splinters<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will ask her<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will you introduce me to Lumo<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie and I are going to Scotland in April<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And you and Mabel are welcome to come along<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As long as you behave this time Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She still has not found her vibrator<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And Josie<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will make sure of that<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It will be a cultural visit that is all<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And we will stay in different hotels<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe & Pete<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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