Why are you laughing Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is something that Jordan Peterson said <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It has amused me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because it is so accurate <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Can I have a copy of it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be my guest Pete
Woke: A pseudo-intellectual pastiche of postmodern and Neo-Marxist tropes, dedicated to the idea that categories themselves do nothing but privilege and oppress.
Critical Race Theory: The proposition that all differences in outcome by race, ethnicity or virtually any other identifiable group difference are a consequence of systemic, conscious and unconscious prejudice on the part of the privileged.
Cancel culture: The widespread utilisation, primarily on the left, of female-typical patterns of antisocial behaviour such as reputation savaging, gossip, innuendo, mobbing and exclusion to isolate, demoralise and destroy political or personal enemies
Socialism: a political\/economic system which when applied anywhere, ideally or badly, immediately destroys wealth, while failing utterly to remediate inequality; alternatively, the political expression of envy disguised as compassion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where did you find it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On Shitter <\/p>\n\n\n\n
X <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is called X now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not really care if it was called Mary Lou of 62<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You will probably be cancelled one day Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nobody will read your poetry or your thoughts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No fucker does <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So how can you cancel what is not there in the first place <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not exist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe is not my real name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not fucking my identical twin sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie does not exist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do I exist Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are just one of my characters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I can say what I like without being cancelled <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yep <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anything <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anything <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Can I say something about the King <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Go ahead <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Although I am not a great fan of the Royal Family <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do see the need for it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It serves a purpose <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So naturally I was upset to hear the King is unwell <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I wish him the nest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Best Pete <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry Joe a typo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I wish him the best <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I need to chat to Sky Daddy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As when I said my prayers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I asked that ****** be struck down with a deadly disease <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I distinctly remember saying ****** and not Charles <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was probably an admin error up there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Heaven has not been the same since they introduced quotas diversity and all that shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I read the other day that they employed a black crip because of this and its motorised wheelchair became jammed in the pearly gates <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It cost a fucking fortune to repair them<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No more free Bibles for a while then <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hotel rooms will never be the same <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The queues were horrific with all the earthquakes and wars <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But that said it was nothing compared with Hell <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All the cunts end up there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They that is where we will end up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who knows you might spend eternity with ****** or the the fat one with that awful wig <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That will not happen Pete <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because we are fictional characters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How can a fictional character go to Heaven or Hell <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not possible <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you saying that all the beautiful women in your poems are not real <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are just Wet Joe Dreams <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am a sad cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is why I write about dykes so much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As like most men the idea of beautiful women fucking turns me on <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are a sad cunt Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So are you Pete <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is Josie shaven <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is a fictional character <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But is she shaven as I hate travelling into those huge bushes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So smelly they reek of piss shit and Liverpool home games <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I once found an illegal in Mary’s pubes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck knows how it got there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If it is the Mary I know she fucks anything <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is a multi coloured fuck shop slag <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is why I like shaven it is so much cleaner <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then Josie is shaven Pete <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thanks mate <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think it is time to end our conversation <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The train arrives in ten <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Coffee <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not in the mood <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubble Tea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck off only faggots drink that shit
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