{"id":18915,"date":"2024-02-09T12:23:28","date_gmt":"2024-02-09T12:23:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=18915"},"modified":"2024-02-11T12:02:04","modified_gmt":"2024-02-11T12:02:04","slug":"in-a-land-of-pathetic-jokes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/02\/09\/in-a-land-of-pathetic-jokes-2\/","title":{"rendered":"In a Land of Pathetic Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not far from the Fenwicks Departmental Store <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the beautiful city of Canterbury <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is a statue of a lamb <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck knows why it is there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it is a nice creature and brings me much pleasure <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last week some joker smeared chocolate on its arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quite why is a mystery to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I asked the lamb about it<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All it could say was <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Baa Fucking Baa <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dafydd Jones<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Baa Fucking Baa  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not far from the Fenwicks Departmental Store In the beautiful city of Canterbury There is a statue of a lamb Fuck knows why it is there But it is a nice creature and brings me much pleasure Last week some joker smeared chocolate on its arse Quite why is a mystery to me When I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18915"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18955,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18915\/revisions\/18955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}