{"id":18923,"date":"2024-02-09T15:51:14","date_gmt":"2024-02-09T15:51:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=18923"},"modified":"2024-02-09T16:56:02","modified_gmt":"2024-02-09T16:56:02","slug":"midnight-express","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/02\/09\/midnight-express\/","title":{"rendered":"Midnight Express"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi Pete<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are you doing here<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fucking your wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But she has left me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wondered why I had not been given a cup of tea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have been meaning to ask you a question mate<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes she is very good but is a bit too keen on anal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No not that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where is Ian <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He is in jail <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He got involved with a lady boy in Thailand <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did not think he was a faggot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He is as straight as you and I <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What happened <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well as far as I can gather Ian went out with Ronnie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They planned to get pissed and pick up a couple of slags <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This they did but Ronnie was sick over his slag and she fucked off <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is where it all went wrong for Ian <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As he took his date back to some cheap knocking shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was asked to look away as his slag undressed which he did <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thinking she was a shy virgin and all for the price of a drink <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then it happened as his bitch thrust its cock up his arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now you know Ian he is so straight he makes me look like a faggot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know as I was with him when he cleaned up the toilets around here <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was like that chap in Death Wish <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You can now have a piss or shit in peace without any interruption <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is an advantage if you have had an stray dog curry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can guess what happened next <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He beat the shit out of the lady boy and if that was not enough <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He beat the shit out of a pimp and two other faggots <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wow Oh Wow <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But he was arrested and even though he said that he had been sexually assaulted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He sentenced to a year in the Midnight Express prison <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Poor Ian <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agree <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What would you have done <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would not have got myself into the situation in the first place <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is like asking for a disease <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Good thinking Batman <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe what do you think of trans people <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Guys who wear dresses and the like <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think that they are narcissists and perverted<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a mental disorder <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is quite plain to see <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a very male dominated area <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You do not see many girls getting off on it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">True <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But what about that actress who had her tits cut off <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is very rare but the same applies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I actually feel physically sick if I see one of them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So do I <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is why I do not lose sleep when they are attacked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is all about asking for it<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They bring it on themselves <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I wore a Nazi uniform into a synagogue <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I would fuck the Jews off <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is likely I would be attacked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would bring it on myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So you do not buy into this gender fluid thing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Never in a million years <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have a dick and I have a dick <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are real men <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie has a cunt and Betty has a cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are real women <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A and B <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The rest is nonsense <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cannot see what the argument is about <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The whole thing is so simple <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">2+2=4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is set in stone<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But there are those who say that 2+2=5 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cunts<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Those fucking Post Modernists have a lot to answer for <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is a Post Modernist Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will tell you when we meet up again but before I fuck off <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How would you like to go to Thailand with Josie and I <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thailand <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie will show you her tits <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And if she gets pissed you might get a blow job <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That sounds good <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But why Thailand <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is it not obvious <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ian is being released on the sixth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He will need his friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After being in Midnight Express<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> I doubt if he can even walk <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ouch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He is as thick as shit but he is an Englishman <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And we must all stick together <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If we do not meet him then I dread to think what might happen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Count me in but Josie is not going to pull out is she<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No way  I am paying for it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the silly girl is unemployed again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What did she do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tipped hot tea into her bosses lap when he came on to her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What a wildcat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An English Rose on the surface <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are the dangerous ones <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does she ever hit you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Only when I ask her to<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you ever punish her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Only when she asks me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you put her over your knee and slap her bare arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shit in her bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then what do you do as I am getting quite hard mate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is easy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I take her hamster out of its cage and chuck it out into the garden <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does she like it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Very much but the hamster gets fucked off with me <br><br><br><br>Joe &amp; Pete<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi Joe Hi Pete What are you doing here Fucking your wife But she has left me Really I wondered why I had not been given a cup of tea I have been meaning to ask you a question mate Yes she is very good but is a bit too keen on anal No not 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