Last month two tourists were murdered in Frazer Park<\/p>\n
I knew who their assassins were<\/p>\n
So adopting a disguise I followed them back to their ghetto<\/p>\n
And shot them to death<\/p>\n
A full scale gang war is now in progress<\/p>\n
But at least the tourists are safe<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
A friend from Saturn rang me and asked that he might borrow<\/p>\n
My map of Frazer Park<\/p>\n
As he planned to visit me in the near future<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Frazer Park was presented to the city in 1844 by George MacDonald Frazer a wealthy Scottish industrialist<\/p>\n
The area had previously been used to graze both sheep and goats and was mentioned in David\u2019s Pastures within Cities <\/i>in 1820<\/p>\n
The park was opened in 1849 and was extended in 1877 and further enlarged in 1901<\/p>\n
After its heyday in the 1930s Frazer Park fell into decline and by the 1970s was considered a no-go area by many inhabitants of the city as it was frequented by muggers and drug users<\/p>\n
In 1990 Mayor Lansky launched a zero tolerance campaign and within two years the park was considered safe again and its popularity increased<\/p>\n
In 1997 Frazer Park became a suburb of Saturn<\/p>\n
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