{"id":19091,"date":"2024-02-22T06:03:07","date_gmt":"2024-02-22T06:03:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=19091"},"modified":"2024-02-22T06:20:17","modified_gmt":"2024-02-22T06:20:17","slug":"bad-boy-bertie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/02\/22\/bad-boy-bertie\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Boy Bertie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had been up to no good again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A variety of toxic crimes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which fucked off the cops <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And they soon arrived at my mothers house<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Smashing the door down like infants<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I was the one with brains <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I was in bed with the slag next door <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And watched the proceedings <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With a great amusement <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As she took me in her trash mouth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had been up to no good again A variety of toxic crimes Which fucked off the cops And they soon arrived at my mothers house Smashing the door down like infants But I was the one with brains As I was in bed with the slag next door And watched the proceedings With a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19091"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19094,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19091\/revisions\/19094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}