{"id":19180,"date":"2024-02-26T14:17:35","date_gmt":"2024-02-26T14:17:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=19180"},"modified":"2024-02-26T14:23:33","modified_gmt":"2024-02-26T14:23:33","slug":"walking-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/02\/26\/walking-dogs\/","title":{"rendered":"Walking Dogs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi Fred <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi Bert <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that your dog <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What do you mean <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This dog belongs to itself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who am I to demand possession <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nobody owns me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alice owns you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You might have a point <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What breed is it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a Black Labrador Retriever <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is its name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was going to call it Lucy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But the dog objected <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As it wanted to be called Nigger <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that your dog Bert <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I am fucking not <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you want a kick <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Come the revolution arsehole <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It looks like a Chihuahua<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh you are a thick cunt as well <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a fucking Dalmatian<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Without the spots <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What do you call it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It what is an it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wanted to call it Percy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But Chloe preferred Killer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Killer do I look like a Killer<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All I do is nip your ankles <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And look wide eyed and pathetic <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you going to the pub mate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was thinking about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which one <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Tomb for Two allows dogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sounds good <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know where I am going to spend my evening <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh go back to sleep Nigger <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stale water and dead flies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cheese and onion crisps <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wow fucking Wow  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi Fred Hi Bert Is that your dog Not really What do you mean This dog belongs to itself Who am I to demand possession Nobody owns me Alice owns you You might have a point What breed is it It is a Black Labrador Retriever What is its name I was going to call 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