{"id":19246,"date":"2024-02-29T08:53:02","date_gmt":"2024-02-29T08:53:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=19246"},"modified":"2024-02-29T09:39:19","modified_gmt":"2024-02-29T09:39:19","slug":"february-29th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/02\/29\/february-29th\/","title":{"rendered":"February 29th"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Calm down Sally <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I woke up this morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the garden had gone <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Overnight it had disappeared <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sally <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You live in a tower black <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Calm down Sally <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I woke up this morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the garden had gone <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It had slid off of a cliff <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sally you live in Norfolk <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The middle of Norfolk <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gardens do not slide off cliffs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In Norfolk <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unless you live near the C <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you live near the Sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then your garden is still there<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can you ccc it out of the window <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where are you Sally <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the cupboard under the stairs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The estate agent said <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That the house had a garden <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And an apple orchard <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sally how much did you pay for your house <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Twenty Eight Pounds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With a six pound discount <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sally <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will wire you ten pounds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pop down the estate agents <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And buy yourself another garden <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is so kind of you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But where is the estate agents <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is in the hi street next to specksavers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe why do they call it specksavers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sally do you ever see any specks of dust in specksavers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is because unlike many shops <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They value their dust and try to preserve its integrity <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sally <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why did you just drive past me yesterday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was raining hard and I got absolutely soaked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why did you not give me a lift <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because you live in a bungalow <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sally <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I used your money to buy a new garden <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The estate agents were so helpful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But when I woke up this morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All I could c were groups of brown people <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hanging from the trees <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was so upset <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hare seeing trees being used in such a way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Trees are such gentle creatures <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I used to swing from my nearest tree <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Until I got splinters in my bottom <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sally describe to me what you can see <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lots of brown people hanging from trees <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are they dead <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am not sure but I will pass you over <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To my Chinese sister Lynne Ching <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is an expert on dead brown people <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi Lynne <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is Sally correct or has she been on the ffags again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is correct Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There are hundreds of brown people hanging from trees <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As far as the i can c <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All the way to Babylon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sally <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do that call it specksavers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do that call it specksavers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It conduses me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It assumes a premise<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I would say <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wouls love specksavers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Instead of <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wouls love it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Calm down Sally I woke up this morning And the garden had gone Overnight it had disappeared Sally Joe You live in a tower black Joe Calm down Sally I woke up this morning And the garden had gone It had slid off of a cliff Sally you live in Norfolk The middle of 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