I used to live in a flat with two girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One was outgoing the other shy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We were all studying philosophy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like most people I have a birthday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Once a year and it was a tradition <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To make and serve tea to my flat mates
I took a cup of tea into Marty’s room <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was not aware of my gesture <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As she had experienced a very heavy night <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Marie was awake and sitting up in bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was wearing a blue cotton shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which was very modest and revealed nothing
We chatted for a while and I was about to leave <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When she climbed out of bed revealing her bottom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This surprised me as she was a very reserved girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who always locked the bathroom door unlike Marty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was as she walked across the room that I noticed a tattoo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The tattoo was a likeness of a bowler hat much reduced
I asked Marie why she had consented to a tattoo on her bottom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She said it was okay as she had asked her bottom’s permission <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I further enquired why the tattoo was that of a bowler hat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She smiled modestly and said that I was mistaken <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As the likeness was that of a Blue Alsatian late of Poole \u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was a common error from those celebrating birthdays <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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