Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I trust you are okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have had a lazy day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy has spoilt me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I am supposed to scold you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For being so disorganised <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The only problem is that mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Watches anything on television <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She believes the hype <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Earlier I had to sit through something so lame <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I think that you would have walked out <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was so preposterous and hysterical <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A mere slip of a girl leading a crack team <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But who also has a soft side when her cat was ill <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It also had a multi- coloured cast just for the sake of it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know how that really fucks you off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is also a reversed racism <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where the white guys are portrayed as cunts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whereas the black guys are sharp and on the ball <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And yes the heroine is fucking a black guy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You would have hated it really hated it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
At present I am watching a seventies movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is called Last Embrace and might have been directed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
By Alfred Hitchcock that is how good it is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everything works and is in the right place <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Unlike the shit that was shown today <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your favourite movie Night Moves is on tomorrow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Should you want to catch it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is about fifteen minutes to go and although <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have seen it before it still makes me tense <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not forget to feed Nero and remember no biscuits <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As the vet needs her to take her medication <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am sitting in my old bed wearing just your Fred Perry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just think of that as you go to sleep <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please meet me at the station on Wednesday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I know that mummy will load me with various jams <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Say hello to Richard for me and I hope the idea works <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I really do
Night Night <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie xxx<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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