{"id":1954,"date":"2015-12-06T16:04:34","date_gmt":"2015-12-06T16:04:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=1954"},"modified":"2015-12-06T16:04:34","modified_gmt":"2015-12-06T16:04:34","slug":"the-sisters-pettiffer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2015\/12\/06\/the-sisters-pettiffer\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sisters Pettiffer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Miss Pettiffer the Lower<\/p>\n<p>Knew more than<\/p>\n<p>Miss Pettiffer the Higher<\/p>\n<p>She could tell onyx from jesse<\/p>\n<p>And gold from spite<\/p>\n<p>Once a month<\/p>\n<p>She would meet a Mr Turner<\/p>\n<p>And they would spend hours<\/p>\n<p>Discussing the Margate light<\/p>\n<p>Miss Pettiffer the Higher<\/p>\n<p>Was of the opinion<\/p>\n<p>That Aberystwyth<\/p>\n<p>Was the shiniest town in Wales<\/p>\n<p>But Mr Turner disagreed<\/p>\n<p>Noting that Red Rhyl was shinier<\/p>\n<p>And that neither held the licence<\/p>\n<p>To criticise Margate<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Miss Pettiffer the Lower Knew more than Miss Pettiffer the Higher She could tell onyx from jesse And gold from spite Once a month She would meet a Mr Turner And they would spend hours Discussing the Margate light Miss Pettiffer the Higher Was of the opinion That Aberystwyth Was the shiniest town in Wales [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1954"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1954"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1954\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}