{"id":19546,"date":"2024-03-14T21:22:42","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T21:22:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=19546"},"modified":"2024-03-14T21:22:42","modified_gmt":"2024-03-14T21:22:42","slug":"much-ado-about-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/03\/14\/much-ado-about-nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"Much Ado About Nothing"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am very x<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because of Kate<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bush<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No the royal Kate<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is troubling you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Those fucking photographs<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What the topless ones<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No not those<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But the recent family ones<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Everybody thinks that they were altered<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the poor girl<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Has been hounded into a corner<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">People forget she is recovering from surgery<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">These are the Hounds of Hell<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">John Masefield was related to my pen name<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stephen Masefield<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stephen Masefield I did not know that<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have I ever met him<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because he was killed in a car crash aged nineteen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But why did you mention John Masefield<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">John wrote The Hounds of Hell<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry to contact you whilst you are travelling<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where are you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Peterborough<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Platform Seven<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you alone<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you safe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you still using your sticks<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think that they make you look vulnerable<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am still six foot cold and bad tempered<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And do not forget<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That ghosts are not known<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To mug sad poets at night<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Home<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Midnight<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will wait up<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What will you do<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will send offensive communications<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To those who are bad mouthing Kate&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Josie I am very x Why Because of Kate Bush No the royal Kate What is troubling you Those fucking photographs What the topless ones No not those But the recent family ones Everybody thinks that they were altered And the poor girl Has been hounded into a corner People forget she is recovering 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