{"id":19550,"date":"2024-03-15T17:04:03","date_gmt":"2024-03-15T17:04:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=19550"},"modified":"2024-03-15T17:04:03","modified_gmt":"2024-03-15T17:04:03","slug":"snatch-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/03\/15\/snatch-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Snatch of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi Joe<br><br>I do not know if you have seen this but the manager of your female side at Chelsea (you know the *** **** one ) has managed to fuck off some of her team by having a chew at carpet chewing relationships within the same team or indeed carpet chewing within the female game<br><br>I cannot remember her name although her grating accent is absolutely foul (Have you never heard of\u00a0elocution lessons my dear).<br><br>You would never get this in the male (proper) game<br><br>Like you I have been playing football for a number of years and have not met even one faggot let alone a face sitting centre forward<br><br>I have read that the female game does act as a fine model for younger girls to aspire to (which is good as they cannot really aspire to the male game) but is all this cat fighting really healthy I ask<br><br>Unlike faggots I have no problem with dykes (if they are beautiful all the better) and like all healthy straight men I really enjoy the entertainment *<br><br>If we carry on like this it will be Snatch of the Day instead of Match of the Day late on Saturday evenings<br><br><br>I thought you would enjoy this<br><br>Pete<br><br>* I will return your Blue is the Warmest Colour DVD when I next see you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi Joe I do not know if you have seen this but the manager of your female side at Chelsea (you know the *** **** one ) has managed to fuck off some of her team by having a chew at carpet chewing relationships within the same team or indeed carpet chewing within the female [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19550"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19551,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19550\/revisions\/19551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}