Hi Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Many people think that your views are sometimes extreme<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am a middle of the road liberal Mark<\/p>\n\n\n\n
People just do not like their reflections<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you ever get unpleasant comments<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apart from the odd death threat from Mummy and Auntie Maude<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When people really sit back and think about it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What I am writing about is pure common sense<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If anybody threatened me I would challenge them to a duel<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pushkin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was once threatened with a pornographic photo of **&$88877432*** which was quite horrible but that is as bad as it got<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But Josie said sorry and after spanking her hard we were friends again<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I read that a number of MPs have minders these days<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Labour ones<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not exclusively<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tory ones too<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lib Dems<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That goes without saying<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are a waste of space<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Reform UK<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No they are the honest ones<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They even send death threats to themselves<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they are much loved<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Honest Men<\/p>\n\n\n\n
People applaud them in the streets<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you vote for them<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As long as they remain the Common Sense Party<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We stray as it is not just MPs who are threatened<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As local councillors are often abused<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was once asked to stand as a councillor<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I turned them down<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I told them that I was too honest<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That figures<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I sometimes think that local councils are worse than having an MP who is a cunt<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are often drunk on power<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Little people drunk on power<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not so many years ago in a universe far far away I found out that the planning committee in Any Town were taking backhanders from a certain developer<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I could not prove it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why not<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It came from a good source<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My source was very good as it came from the eldest daughter of of the developer<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was she your girlfriend<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were you fucking her<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No Josie was<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was deeply ashamed of her father<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It seems that this had been going on for years<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And whilst Nikki enjoyed the lifestyle<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She found it hard to live with herself<\/p>\n\n\n\n
For a number of years properties<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With views of the valley<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were purchased and demolished soon after<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They were replaced with expensive apartments<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Many people smelt rats but there was no hard proof
I had a mate who worked on the local rag and I gave him the details<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The developer suddenly got wind of things and short things short he threatened the paper with legal action<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This obviously blew us out of the water and although I was fuming I did not reveal my source<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But there is a God as the greedy cunt died a couple of years later in a boating accident<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Food for the Fishes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As normal the people who had their palms greased went unpunished<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know who they are and this eats away at me<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But only God forgives<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I am not God<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mark & Joe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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