As I grow up there is one thing that really disappoints me<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is the amount of minger’s that you see when you are out<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some days when I am shopping with mummy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can go for hours without seeing a beautiful woman<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This makes me very sad you know<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sometimes I feel like crying<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are a very lucky fellow Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As Josephine is so attractive<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I sleep I often dream of her on the beach where Daddy goes when Mummy is away<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My bedroom overlooks the convent next door<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The sisters frequently wave to me and gift me figs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But do not wear their swimming costumes even on hot days<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How I wish that I overlooked your garden<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And because of this I am confused about God<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why I ask did I not get the room overlooking your garden<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But if Daddy likes it for his model trains and his private time<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So be it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If that is God’s will then who am I to argue<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At school I am learning about other countries<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This has opened my eyes greatly<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As the women In some countries are totally minger free<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even the fat ugly ones are beautiful<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whereas other countries are totally full of minger’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This I believe is why the men who live there can be so aggressive<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fancy living in a minger saturated country<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It would do my head in big time<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My favourite countries are Sweden Norway Denmark and Finland<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As the women who live there are so so gorgeous<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I am grown up I will become a missionary and help these countries out<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At skool we are learning about the bum bandits which I find very difficult to understand<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Men attracted to men and wearing dresses where is that in the Bible I ask<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But what has disturbed me even more is that these creatures can be found in minger free countries<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot work that one out<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They must all be mentally ill<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the countries that are full of minger’s I might just understand this<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Although they could just close their eyes and think of Sweden<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Daddy says that it is because they are all interested in gardening<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they are a dirty bunch of seedotiles
Christopher Julian (aged eight)\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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