{"id":19766,"date":"2024-04-02T11:41:19","date_gmt":"2024-04-02T10:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=19766"},"modified":"2024-04-02T16:22:47","modified_gmt":"2024-04-02T15:22:47","slug":"joe-mike-get-arrested","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/04\/02\/joe-mike-get-arrested\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe &#038; Mike get Arrested"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi Mike long time no see <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you good <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Very good <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mary and I have just made it to one year <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wow <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie is just Josie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> I would not want her to change <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is she still fucking Rachel <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yep it is a great pash <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you jealous <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whatever for <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because we are incestuous <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No need to apologise mate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even if she was my wife I do not own her<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are such a liberal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do not swear at me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe have you been reading the newspapers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have you read about that stupid law that has been passed in Scotland <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which one <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The trams one <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No worse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is there anything worse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Boys are Us <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Worse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is the new hate law passed by that tanned man of the glens <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is crazy really crazy and the cops have given up solving crimes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So that they can chase and arrest innocent name callers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is a hate crime Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I punched you on the nose for no reason Mike then technically that is a hate crime <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thumped you because you fucked me off <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In theory I foolishly hated you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What would the cops do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck all as normal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But if I hit you and called you a Ginger Cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a Ginger Cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I am committing a hate crime <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This said if I hit you and called you a cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then the whole theatre changes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The definition rests usually one word <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is how crazy the law is <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I was a comedian on stage and made a joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do niggers wear baggy trousers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do niggers wear baggy trousers Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because their knee grows  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not get the joke Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Think about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But that is not my point <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As technically I am being hateful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An innocent and rather funny joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is a hateful joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The same is if I said that the trans perverts are not women <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or that men have cocks and women have cunts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fact Fact Fact <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is an obvious fact that has been recognised for years <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A man in a dress is a pervert <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A dog is not a cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is that simple <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But this is denied by those who wish to divide opinions <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a classic way of causing fragmentation <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This new law is in my view even crazier than the previous Wee Jimmy nonsense <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you look there are many prominent people in Scotland asking the idiot cops to arrest them as technically they are committing  a hate crime <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is so Kafka so very Kafka <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kafka <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Remember Gregor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gregor  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have lost me Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Go back to the Famous Five mate<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Like most things there is an underlying motive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That being <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Race  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Empire <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">History <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">White Privilege<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You name it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You cannot change history Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am aware of that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I never thought that I would see a time when England Wales and Scotland would be run by people who were not exactly born in Bognor Regis <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is all rather odd and in a way quite sinister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This said if you are good enough for the job then I am colourblind <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is the maths that bother me as in the UK there are 00000 white people but we have managed to elect three tanned people <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although a mathematical possibility this is almost impossible <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We live in democracy Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Democracy is a dangerous word mate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does it really exist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Think about that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fancy a drink <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yep<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are paying you ginger cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am also gay Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are paying you gay ginger cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Right I am going to report you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You will never find a cop mate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not in this town <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck knows what they do with their time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are not fit for purpose <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agree <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><br><br><br>Joe &amp; Mike (Prison Diaries)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is your cell like Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is okay as cells go <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your cell<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I like the Sky TV <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mate I did not know that you were a faggot<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What does Mary say <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mary is a six foot six bloke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yep <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mike may I ask you question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Go ahead <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why does a shitty diseased anus attract you more than a wet perfumed cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is a hate crime Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We often wear dresses together <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sick <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I like blue<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mary likes pink <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And it is totally legal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are committing incest Joe and that is illegal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your children will be born with two heads <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or will join the Labour Party <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mike I have asked the prison visitor to give you two books by Kafka <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that is the chap that you keep going on about <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The same <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thanks mate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are you reading <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov I studied it at Cambridge <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where did you find it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the perverts bogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The pages are a bit damp but they are drying out in the sun nicely<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whose book is it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck knows <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I was told that prison governor uses the facility at times <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That says it all mate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p 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