The train was travelling at maximum speed<\/p>\n
Electron 2.4 <\/i><\/p>\n
The passengers in my carriage<\/p>\n
Were feeling a little uncomfortable<\/p>\n
Tap<\/p>\n
From behind the false wall<\/p>\n
Hiding the WC<\/p>\n
There was a tapping<\/p>\n
Tap<\/p>\n
Tap<\/p>\n
Tap<\/p>\n
Tap<\/p>\n
Tap<\/p>\n
People began to get nervous<\/p>\n
\u00a0I think there is going to be an ATTACK by Red Indians <\/i><\/p>\n
I have heard this tapping before <\/i><\/p>\n
Only the uncoordinated remained calm<\/p>\n
Electron 2.1<\/i><\/p>\n
The train was slowing DOWN<\/p>\n
I could smell the brakes as it did so<\/p>\n
An arrow pierced the nearside window<\/p>\n
And killed TWO strangers<\/p>\n
Who happened to be sitting together<\/p>\n
At least they died in sequence
\n<\/i><\/p>\n
I love happy endings <\/i><\/p>\n
I lowered my RIFLE and shot two Red Indians<\/p>\n
Who fell from their horses<\/p>\n
One had been singing<\/p>\n
Sunday afternoons are without heroes <\/i><\/p>\n
An albino was speaking to me<\/p>\n
The train WAS REDUCING ITS SPEED<\/p>\n
I could smell the brake fluid<\/p>\n
Electron 1.9<\/i><\/p>\n
Will you be a hero?<\/i><\/p>\n
Trains always have heroes <\/i><\/p>\n
But I am not a hero<\/i><\/p>\n
The blond is always the hero <\/i><\/p>\n
I looked at my reflection in the carriage window<\/p>\n
Blond with a well DEFINED JAW<\/p>\n
6\/3<\/p>\n
What a lean MOTHERFUCKER I was<\/p>\n
But I was no hero<\/p>\n
The albino looked at me<\/p>\n
My mother came from an island <\/i><\/p>\n
You are a hero in my eyes<\/i><\/p>\n
IN THE DRIVERS CAB THE ILLUMINATED DIAL<\/p>\n
Confirmed the speed we were travelling at<\/p>\n
Electron 1.5<\/i><\/p>\n
All stories end at this speed<\/p>\n
STOP <\/b><\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
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