Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sam<\/p>\n\n\n\n
May I begin the interview<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do men ever send dick pics to you<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only my friend Richard<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What would you do if you received a dick pic<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Feel sick<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you ever sent a dick pic of yourself<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only when I was doing Shakespeare<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I would guess that you were less than impressed with the latest scandal involving a Tory MP<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was disgusted<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is bad enough that MPs and others in senior positions are caught out by gold diggers and slags but this is going too far<\/p>\n\n\n\n
These men have to behave responsibly it is all part of the job<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If any part of the bridge cracks then it will only take a storm to bring it down<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think that this has been made worse because the MP was gay<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very much as many people are still disgusted by homosexuals<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that if your local MP was caught between a tarts legs then people would think him weak and careless<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But there is nothing very sordid about it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Men like women men fuck women men should not fuck other men as it a form of decay and corruption<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Indeed in France it is quite chic to have a mistress<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about you<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about me<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you have a mistress<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not French and as you might have noticed Josephine is enough for me<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you think of Clause 28<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I totally supported it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I was in government I would bring it back updated tomorrow to include other perversions<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was a very sensible piece of legislation<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are obviously too young to remember the decriminalisation of male homosexuality in the sixties<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your father was a vicar was he not<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes and his father before him<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What were his thoughts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He thought it was a huge mistake and in future years we would regret it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did this influence you and your sister<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie and I were brought up in the church<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What was it like<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was it restrictive<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you any memories<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only that it was draughty<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The main thing was it gave you a structure to understand life<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have friends that say that any person has a right to love anybody they like<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just think what you have just said Sam<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is it a freedom or something else<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I love my fellow man but if I think that they are acting in an irresponsible manner then I will tell them so<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some people have suggested you are homophobic<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is just a label<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I just know what is wrong and what is right<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What would you do with the MP if you were his boss<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Forgive him<\/p>\n\n\n\n
God forgives sinners<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you God<\/p>\n\n\n\n
God no<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would ask him to reflect on what he has done<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is all<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe I have heard that you like jokes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then may I tell you a couple of jokes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please go ahead<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My friend went for a dodgy massage and noticed that if he paid an extra fiver then extras were available<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This he did but instead of a wank he was given a cup of tea<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I like it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My friend is something of a masochist<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was tied naked to a rough table<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And asked the dominatrix to hurt him<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So she told him that his cat was dead<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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