{"id":19921,"date":"2024-04-10T10:19:02","date_gmt":"2024-04-10T09:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=19921"},"modified":"2024-04-10T11:01:14","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T10:01:14","slug":"joe-josie-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/04\/10\/joe-josie-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe Josie &#038; Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is this another joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No just repetition<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe if you do not cease your stupidity <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will request the return of my panties <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But you go commando in the summer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do and please stop sending me plasters <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why I can see your gash <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I no longer shave <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am going for a bush<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My erotic drawer is empty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Brainless comment Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I go commando in the summer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fact <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So why would I give you my used panties<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly me what a retard I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I caught you out sis <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What happens when Liverpool are at home <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wear a red dress and ask God for guidance<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What happens if there is no God <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I am fucked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will become a sticky smelly earth mother <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Enough Joe this is a silly conversation <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We were discussing jokes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not all jokes have a punchline <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am aware of that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do always insist when being interviewed that jokes are shared <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Interviews are boring <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are great Joe<br>Your poetry is great Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is so fucking tedious <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe you have a good knowledge of Cardinal Newman <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cardinal who<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cardinal Newman Paul&#8217;s brother <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You were interviewed by Farmers Weekly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I remember that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then why did you insist on being told a joke during the interview<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He would not give me his tractor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a fucking toy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What do you call a black man with a gun <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dunno <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That was the joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am still shitting myself you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you remember when Princess Diana died <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It really upset you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I could not console you Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was so sad <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes I agree a privileged Sloane becoming the wallpaper in an obscure French underpass <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is not funny Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oscar Wilde seemed to understand it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have lost me as you normally do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please do not be an arrogant bunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cunt Josie there is not such thing as a bunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I stutter when you anger me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Crocodile Tears <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Right you are banned from my bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is my bed\/mine\/mine\/mine\/mine &#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here gentle Josie dry your eyes I am such a wicked brother <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you remember when the princess died that the Church Times ran a competition <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes they ran a competition for the best Princess Di joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What was the prize <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One hundred pounds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tasty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also you could fuck a novice of your choice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What if you were an anal explorer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You were offered a relic <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wow <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An ear infection of your choice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or an eating disorder <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is Billy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you win <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who won <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Mrs Potter from Stoke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I struggled for weeks to think of a Princess Diana joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But every joke was even more feeble than my previous joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tell me her joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was magnificent in its simplicity <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you realise that Princess Diana was on the radio when she died <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That was a coincidence Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fancy bombing through a Parisian underpass and suffering a serious accident whilst a previously recorded interview of yours was being broadcast <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The odds against that well you are the mathematician <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not think that you have appreciated the simplicity of the joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In only ten words Mrs Potter had created the joke of the century<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that why you have it hanging above our fuck pit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What was your joke Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What do you call a princess with a runny nose <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dunno <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Full up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That was pathetic Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This whole piece of writing is pathetic <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cheap jokes to shock and appal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are a Neanderthal<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And you are a tight bitch with a tattoo of a well known singer on your cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that why you are growing a bush<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Buck Off <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You try to hide behind all these intellectual explanations whereas you are just a cheap bunt standing in the bogs holding your enormous dick chatting to another bunt while you piss on your trainers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agree Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You make me feel dirty really dirty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I like it when you are dirty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you carry on I will slap you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And pain wow wow oh wow <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Will you piss on me afterwards <br><br><br>Joe and Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Josie Joe Josie Is this another joke No just repetition Josie Joe Joe if you do not cease your stupidity I will request the return of my panties But you go commando in the summer I do and please stop sending me plasters Why I can see your gash I no longer shave I 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