<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where do you find a dog with no legs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Right where you left it
I went to a small zoo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I only saw one dog <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was a Shitzu
Do not try to get around me Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have plucked me off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Once too often <\/p>\n\n\n\n
These are not even your jokes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have stolen them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is typical of you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are a fraud <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fred this and Fred that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Freud Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
His name was Freud <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not Fred <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hate you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You do not hate me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am irritating you that is all <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What you are upset about is your own reflection <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tiny Tears <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ing\u00e9nue<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ann Jen nue <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ann and Jen naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
WHAT <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you on something <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are a classic Ing\u00e9nue Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very feminine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You would look good in a sack <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really you should know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(pause) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe you are making me very wet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I should hate you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I do not hate you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you thought that Liverpool might be at home <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pluck U JOE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can see what Will Shakespeare saw in you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am I your Dark Lady of the Sonnets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then who Miranda <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then who <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Katherina<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck off Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You see your stammer has vanished <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not a stammer you idiot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you like to hear another joke and I admit it is stolen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A woman fell on the luggage carousel<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At London Airport <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How dreadful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It all ended happily though<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As she came around <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is you all over <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everything is a joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n
People are dying all over the world <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you joke about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Earthquakes War Fossil Collecting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is all a joke to you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
JOE <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stop putting words in my mouth <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
WHAT <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you call a camel with three humps <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Last joke Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Last joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vincent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No think about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sammy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then what do you call a camel with three humps
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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