{"id":19976,"date":"2024-04-13T11:15:17","date_gmt":"2024-04-13T10:15:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=19976"},"modified":"2024-04-13T20:29:45","modified_gmt":"2024-04-13T19:29:45","slug":"lesbophobia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/04\/13\/lesbophobia\/","title":{"rendered":"Lesbophobia"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe we are over here <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here over here you retard <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry he is a mole <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hello<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hello <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe this is Lesbophobia <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is from Greece <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am glad to meet you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is an interesting name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My parents chose it for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did not choose it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would have liked to have been named Virginia after Virginia Woolf <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Les is going to stay in the Vita room <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a nice room that overlooks the park  <br><br><br>Is she you latest pash Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No far from it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is very beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Les is not gay or even a bicycle <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And yes she was born in Lesbos <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But her father was very strict <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was one of the Colonel&#8217;s <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is interesting <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is thirty-two and up to the age of twenty-five she was not allowed out without a chaperone <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That must have been hard when she needed a shit<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Funny Man Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why is she not chaperoned now <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She murdered her parents and the family cat Snowy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FUCK <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why was she not banged up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it was thought that it was someone settling scores  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The cat had many enemies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Were they shot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No she poisoned the cat&#8217;s Dreamies and set their holiday home on fire <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is nice where was it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On Lesbos <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But did they not live on Lesbos <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then why did they have a holiday home there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her parents liked to get away <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you not feel scared Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No why should I <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We might be murdered on our beds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As we are identical she might not be able to tell us apart <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are over six foot tall and hung like a horse and I am petite and am not hung like a horse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You will be safe Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you sure you have never fucked her<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Never <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe just because I am bisexual does not mean I fuck every girl I meet <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ours is a pure friendship <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I am a socialist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Seriously it is not what you think <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have you been naked together <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A leopard never changes its spots <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the shower Joe and on the beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is she a nudist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We just like swimming without clothes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do hope that she does not wander around naked like most of your passions <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That would break your heart Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is so fucking cold in this country I would doubt it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We have central heating <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shut up Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stop winding me up  <br><br><br>Whilst she is in the England we are going to follow the Virginia Woolf trail <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All of them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is a cheap shot Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Les loves Virginia and Vita <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vita <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She has read all of Virginia&#8217;s books <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even Orlando <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes even Orlando <br><br><br>Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are aware that you are a bunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are always being cruel to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It turns you on <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You make me cry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a power trip <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well little Josie is getting her own back <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie is being a cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have lost Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Come again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You think that you are so smart <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So clever so fucking clever <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I have put one over on you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am in love with Lesbophobia <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cannot get enough of her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Another passion <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fraid so <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will watch the trains again<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is another at one thirty<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are on heat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is the Virginia thing true <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is Lesbophobia her real name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Obviously not <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lebos <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">True <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her parents <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Still alive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Snowy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was run over last year <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shaven <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No a bush like me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Black<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is Greek <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe you are losing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are not just losing you have lost <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now be a good boy and watch the trains or chat with one of your admirers and while you are out would you pick up Virginia Woolf Selected Diaries from the book shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At your own expense <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then and only then if you are a really good boy with no Josie wind ups or the like then I might let you watch and if Cora agrees join in <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p 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