{"id":19992,"date":"2024-04-14T10:04:30","date_gmt":"2024-04-14T09:04:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=19992"},"modified":"2024-04-14T10:28:37","modified_gmt":"2024-04-14T09:28:37","slug":"letter-to-martha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/04\/14\/letter-to-martha\/","title":{"rendered":"Letter to Martha"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Martha <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am with darling Mama at present <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The countryside is so white <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With snowdrops and bluebells everywhere <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie dragged me down with Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her latest passion <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is a beautiful Greek girl and they make a handsome couple <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But this short letter is not about us but a very funny review in the Indy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It concerns Thomas Hardy who as you know died in 1928<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was a great lover of cats and that one died indirectly because the great writers death <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was not like the gruesome practice of Sati but just because the cat was hungry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In short when Hardy died it was decided to remove his heart and bury it in the family burial ground  (odd country ways I suppose) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The rest of him was was sent to Westminster Abbey by bus <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His heart was placed in a biscuit tin to keep it safe but a cat wanted a break from Felix and ate of it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This brings the Stephen Crane poem to mind ( badly copy &amp; pasted for you)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sadly the cat paid for its greed as it was strangled by the village idiot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Inside the buried casket is a pissed off cat and inside the cat is Hardy&#8217;s heart <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You cannot make this up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">History does not mention the fate of the biscuit tin although you will probably find it at a boot fair if you look hard enough <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">While I am on the subject do you know that Joan of Arc&#8217;s heart was buried in Ash which is a small village in Kent not far from Sandwich<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Will close now as the Bishop of Bath and Wells is due soon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have been trusted to be on my best behaviour as he thinks the world of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie sends her love <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">In the Desert<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the desert<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I saw a creature, naked, bestial,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who, squatting upon the ground,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Held his heart in his hands,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And ate of it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I said, \u201cIs it good, friend?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cIt is bitter\u2014bitter,\u201d he answered;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBut I like it<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBecause it is bitter,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAnd because it is my heart.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Martha I am with darling Mama at present The countryside is so white With snowdrops and bluebells everywhere Josie dragged me down with Cora Her latest passion She is a beautiful Greek girl and they make a handsome couple But this short letter is not about us but a very funny review in the Indy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19992"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19998,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19992\/revisions\/19998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}