Good Morning Miss Robinson<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My name is Julie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Introduce yourself<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My name is Guy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have been asked to assess you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I understand that you are a poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you any good <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am an outstanding poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you like being a poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because it is very painful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I Would Have Liked To Have Been An Artist<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have the eye but not the skill <\/p>\n\n\n\n
May I draw you from life Gillian <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because you have no skill <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree with that but it would still be a drawing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Write a poem about me George <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not write poems to order <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then do not ask me to pose<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would be doing you a favour as you are quite plain <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am happy with myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think you sometimes look at yourself and cry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You would like to have been a twelve or a fourteen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please do not cross and uncross you legs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why does it disturb you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because your legs are rather plump and display cellulite <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a harmless condition <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes but it is not very attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I was a twelve and adopted these poses would you look at my legs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I like beautiful legs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you look at my underwear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The mystery I suppose <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Julian <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Miss Robinson <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have been asked to study you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would imagine that you have a fat arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am studying you Miss Robinson <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Judy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My name is Ronald <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I call my arse Judy as it suffers from depression because of its size <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It has complex issues <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Arses often do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Peter are straight or gay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I dislike homosexuals <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because they are weak and perverts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The thought of anal intercourse disgusts me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you ever been abused Polly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No but I was once touched by a queer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What did you do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I broke his jaw <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were you punished <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I told the cops that arrest was futile <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you do it again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you consider yourself a violent man <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yesterday I picked up a stricken snail on a footpath <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was reported that you spat at a homeless man <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is that true Simon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because he disgusted me<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If this homeless man had been a beautiful woman would you have acted in the same manner <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because beauty needs to be celebrated <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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