{"id":20006,"date":"2024-04-15T06:47:15","date_gmt":"2024-04-15T05:47:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=20006"},"modified":"2024-04-15T13:53:18","modified_gmt":"2024-04-15T12:53:18","slug":"i-would-have-liked-to-have-been-an-artist-session-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/04\/15\/i-would-have-liked-to-have-been-an-artist-session-two\/","title":{"rendered":"I Would Have Liked To Have Been An Artist (Session Two)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tom <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am recording session two <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you enjoy the refreshments <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The tea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I like perfumed tea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Arthur <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Miss Robinson <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you like women <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But you have been rude about my appearance <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was only telling you the truth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That has hurt me do you not feel ashamed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You may not find me attractive but have you any other thoughts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are obviously a very clever woman <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What makes you say that<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My larynx<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are avoiding the question<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you admire women <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are your thoughts on gay women <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not have a problem with gay women <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But you have a problem with gay men <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why is that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because they are not real men <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is a real man <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The men that you masturbate over when you are bathing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is an aggressive answer Jude<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do you exhibit aggression when a question irritates you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is not aggression Miss Robinson <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I had been size twelve and beautiful would I have received the same answer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is an abstract question<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you think women are different from men <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes in many ways <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are they superior to men <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In many ways <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Physically no <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is why men are dominant <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Women do not start wars <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Going back I read that you have said that you consider than most women are bisexual <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is true<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Explain<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men and women are very different<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Terry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would like short answers to these questions <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Go ahead <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Favourite colour <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Purple <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you racist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Racist is just a tag<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you think that some races are superior to others <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you think that dark skinned races are inferior to the pale skinned races <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is quite obvious <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you find negroid women beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On the whole no <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you find negroid men handsome <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In some cases yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Noble Savages <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you transphobic <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you mean do I find men who identify as women offensive then yes I do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are obviously mentally ill <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you consider homosexual men suffer from mental illness <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In certain ways yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you consider homosexuality in men a sin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes but ask Sky Daddy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sky Daddy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Work it out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you consider homosexuality in women a sin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No because women are basically bisexual <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sky Daddy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not think he cares<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you a virgin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about you Miss Robinson <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes I am a virgin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you gay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you like to lose your status as a virgin<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes if the right man comes along <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How old are you Miss Robinson <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thirty-Eight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The clock is ticking <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When you meet Sky Daddy in person<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> You will be placed on the returned unopened shelf <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are being very cruel Cyril <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am near to tears <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I apologise as this was not my intention <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I accept your apology <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Let us resume this interview <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you believe in God <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just feel his presence <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why he <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The eternal question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What do you think God thinks of your views which might be seen as unpleasant <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would like to think that she understands me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am going to conclude this interview Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am travelling in circles <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have locked all your doors <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank you for your time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank You Miss Robinson <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Muriel please call me Muriel <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pause and Close <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">064615042024<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom Yes I am recording session two Fine Did you enjoy the refreshments Yes The tea I like perfumed tea Arthur Miss Robinson Do you like women Yes very much But you have been rude about my appearance I was only telling you the truth That has hurt me do you not feel ashamed No 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